THE BESTEST BLOG EVER

theepichumor:

http://goo.gl/eRtGF

I love being tall!!!

Reblog, go on your blog, click the triangle, wait for 5 sec, and press skip.

theepichumor:

I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS

this is legit so sick.

epic-humor:

Follow the FUNNIEST blog in Bikini Bottom

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you! 
Boy: I love you more! 
 *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.* 
Girl: Where is he? 
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart? 
Girl: (Starts crying) 
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

What I learned Yesterday?

In three to five years I’ll never have to work again!!!!

-_-

I’d rather drink a gallon of soda then be around you!

awkinthecock:

so bomb

seriously…

awkinthecock:

so bomb

:)

Decisions

You have to put the past behind you in order to move forward…don’t really wanna do that but if you don’t show me something soon you will become my past